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Its official ek is jaloers , for the Becks family. They are really living la Vida lo ca , with moving back and forwards between US and England to now they are scoring it big in Italy. Thanks to the Armani billboard that was plonked up last weekend on a busy highway. According to my sources, the sexy image in which the football start is seen lying across the bed in just his briefs while Posh sits besides him in a lacy lingerie, is part of a lucrative deal that is worth over R420million. That price allows these parents of three sons to be part of the promotion for the spring/summer Armani collection that will be advertised all over from New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. David (33) signed a R265million deal with the fashion house in 2007, as their ambassador and late last year Posh(34) also signed with the fashion label for R158million. I know you are jealous too now... LOL !

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge If only South Africans carried the same spirit with their nation and be more patriotic and have more faith in this country. Make that pledge for our country, that is the only way that people will live together in perfect harmony.

Tomorrow we will get a second serving of the comedy show "Coconuts"- and moi has the low down on what you can expect from the Greenes also seen as the Mbulis after their witchcraft accident. So here it goes:  TheGreenes/Mbulis come back as coloureds and the maid Patience as Indian, and since the wife was preggies in the end of last season, the family is in turmoil as they try figure out how their kid will turn put- black or white. The nice thing is that we can once again get a platform to laugh at our politicians, the schlebs and wannabes that the comedians who helped with the script will have cooked up for us in the show. Can you imagine all the Naidoo, Singh and the toothless Cape Coloured jokes that we are going to be expposed to. I personally cannot wait for this. Watch Coconuts tomorrow on MNet at 19h30.

Here is what I wrote today in The Times newspaper :  "R1000-a-head Obama inauguration celebration sold out!" WHILE some lucky South Africans will be in Washington DC today to witness Barack Obama being sworn in as the 44th president of the US, many more will celebrate from home. Several local television stations will broadcast the event this evening. Four pupils from St Stithians Girls’ College in Randburg, north of Johannesburg, are among the South Africans in the US capital to witness the historic inauguration. Katie Drennan, Carla Eskinazi, Chloe Johnson and Kate Ramsden have been invited to attend the prestigious Obama inauguration ball as members of a delegation to the Presidential Youth Inaugural Conference. They left South Africa on Friday. South Africa’s ambassador to the US, Welile Nhlapo, will represent the country at the inauguration. The Times’s foreign editor, Jackie May, says freezing Washington is spilling over with visitors from around the world. “Everybody is...

As you have read in The Times on Monday about Miss SA Tatum Keshwar , sista-gul is having a time of her life. She is going to be on the ramps this week at the Audi Joburg Fashion Week . And already in her FB status she says: " Tatum Can't wait to get back on the ramp! Audi Fashion Week Autumn / Winter Collection 21-24 Jan."  If you have not heard already the AJFW is t aking place at Sandton Convention Centre over four days from tomorrow 21 – 24 January 2009. This is the first time Audi Joburg Fashion Week has been scheduled to ensure that designers are able to get their collections in store, and in fashion magazines, for South Africa ’s winter season. Some of the highest quality established designers, including Thula Sindi and Fabiani, are showing their autumn/winter collections this year. However, many of the collections are from the edgier and developing designers, ensuring that innovation and surprise is also firmly on the agenda. Suzaan Heyns, Heni, Abigail ...

Okay here goes another GP schleb Kenneth Nkosi, beatig on a poor guy for having spoken to his chick. Reading in the SW this weekend " No joke in Nkosi’s punch line  Seiphemo’s buddy loses it in jealous rage "- Apparently he beat up a man known as Tsepo Magabe -who is dating Nkosi's girlfriend's friend Lebo- for having said "Bye" to his chick. What is this, first it was his Jerusalema co-star Rapulana Seiphemo who was beat- up on a preggies chick, now this? WTF, schlebs need to graps that nothing is ever about them ever. In fact I think Nkosi should take those fists to gym because he obviously doesn't have anything to do with them. Sies on you!

Yep you reading this right, the newlyweds Nick Cannon and singer Miriah Carey want to have baby and loads of babies at that. "We're definitely into planning a family and stuff but when everything calms down and we get the time," said Nick at the Sundance Film Festival. "We're just running and gunning now and enjoying being newlyweds." It's obvious that the two having been doing more than the shopping sprees, holidaying as they are admitting to be having some great times in the bedroom too. I don't know if they will last or even legit at this marriage thing because they are telling everyone and anyone that can listen their scandals and wedding bliss stories.  Are they fake or am I imagining things?